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connecticutest:

Well I already know that

connecticutest:

Well I already know that

9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 11,456 notes

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 402,734 notes

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 389,417 notes

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 114,126 notes

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 77,744 notes

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 309,478 notes

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 18,475 notes

hunnnnie:

I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 81,764 notes

barabait:

Please don’t ever think Hispanic people are not a minority and don’t need to be protected from racism and the way they’re represented in media

We are not cleaning ladies, we are not alcoholics, we do not mow your lawn, we are not exotic sexy mysteries for your white ass to unlock the secrets of

9 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 3,093 notes
10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 2,947 notes

highforsthis:

why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks. 

10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 191,617 notes
thesochillnetwork:

Sick Microsoft burn

thesochillnetwork:

Sick Microsoft burn

10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 2,080 notes

comedycentral:

Find out which of these #BadHogwartsClasses won the House Cup on tonight’s new @midnight.

11 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 7,546 notes
11 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 364,388 notes

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

11 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 379,913 notes
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